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The Apprentice Series 8, Episode 9: Stop Wineing
Posted on May 23, 2012 | No CommentsWhen someone says ‘English sparkling wine’ to you, what do you think of? If, like the majority of people, you imagine a pint of Buckfast with an alka seltzer dropped... -
The Apprentice Series 8, Episode 7: Tantastic
Posted on May 8, 2012 | 4 CommentsPoor Azhar. If only he’d blithely followed Jade’s lead instead of questioning her: he’d have lived to fight another day. And by ‘fight’, I of course mean ‘strut his stuff... -
The Apprentice Series 8, Episode 4: Only Fools and Gift Horses
Posted on April 12, 2012 | 3 CommentsWhat have Del Boy and the Apprentice candidates got in common? Well, nothing, as it happens: because whereas Del Boy could have made a fortune selling broken tat to idiots,... -
The Apprentice Series 8, Episode 3: Outsauced
Posted on April 5, 2012 | 8 CommentsWhere would we be without table sauce? We’ve been using it for thousands of years: the Romans even made one from pickled, rotten fish guts that makes Marmite look positively... -
The Apprentice Series 8, Episode 2: Bathtime Blues for Team Sterling
Posted on March 29, 2012 | 6 CommentsOriginally written for The Huffington Post This week, the Apprentice candidates had to design a ‘useful’ household product then pitch it to two well known retailers. It sounds so simple,...
