X Factor’s idiot in residence Rylan Clark has admitted injecting himself with a banned substance in order to boost his tan.
Claiming that he’s ‘tanorexic’, Clark told the Sun on Sunday that he bought the substance- Melanotan II- online and injected himself daily for four weeks. He then started to experience some unpleasant side effects, saying that he ‘couldn’t breathe’.
The drug is usually used to treat cancer patients rather than vain, mindless drones who want to turn themselves a jaunty shade of orange. He could save himself a lot of time, money and terrifying feelings of impending death by simply rubbing himself with this instead:
I suspect the only thing he’s actually addicted to is attention…
Agreed. He’d eat a bleach sandwich if it’d get him in The Sun
We should start a collection to get him to the *actual* Sun.
Just think of the tan, too.
He’d be better off spending his money on a good vocal coach methinks!