Breaking news, Bluth fans: Netflix have announced that they’re going to screen the new (fourth) series of Arrested Development in one delicious chunk.
Unfortunately, that won’t happen until 2013, so to keep you going until then, Jen Lavery (@JenniferLavery) and Hilary Wardle (@Hilary_W) present the top five things they’ve learned from the series so far.
1. The Blue Man Group is not a support group for depressed men
2. When dating a woman who regularly wears several hats, children’s gloves and a confused expression, check whether she has a learning disability instead of automatically assuming she’s British. It’ll save you a very awkward hotel room encounter later on.
3. There’s always money in the banana stand…because it’s made out of money.
Also- don’t burn it down.
4. When pretending to marry your cousin to entertain patients at a hospital, make absolutely sure the ceremony isn’t legally binding. If it is, you’ll have to move to Alabama and live in a trailer.
5. The recipe for Hot Ham Water
What have we missed? Continue the list in the comments.
How about these?
Beware of loose seals.
Gay people are not pirates.
‘The Final Countdown’ is the PERFECT song to play while doing magic tri… er… illusions.
In prison, you will be subject to the “no touching” rule but you’ll get awesome ice cream sandwiches.
No one but Mary Popping can actually float with an umbrella.
If you’re both an analyst and a therapist, be careful with your business cards.
http://youtu.be/UrIpPqcln6Y
Always double-check audition materials.
http://youtu.be/0mAInAOK2fc
Hard boiled eggs are a serious matter.
http://youtu.be/3_l7A7j9JHs
…. And if you call it ‘pop pop’ then you aren’t ready to do it.
One of the most criminally under-appreciated TV shows of all time…hooray for the 4th season!